Note to Self: Because I Like Making Lists
…and the last one I made was waaay back last year.
1) Do not shop when depressed/angry/pissed off. Except when you really really need to blow off steam — shopping can be therapeutic.
2) There is no justification in buying four bags at once. Except if they’re really pretty and on sale.
3) Ice cream is not a food group. Ice cream is not a food group. Ice cream is not a food group.
4) There is such a thing as too many accessories. Except if they’re on sale…then you can never have too many accessories.
5) Gown-hunting is serious business. Must eat prior to excursion.
6) It pays to have something like chocolates or cake in the fridge at all times. Must have something to serve impromptu guests.
7) When a guest cries, grabbing tissue is an appropriate response. Not just sitting there gawking at her.
8) Refrain from hitting a guy who says “she’s just hormonal”… because he might actually be right.
9) Married friends make awkward jokes. Must prepare comebacks.
10) Rehab is the perfect time to catch up on sleep.
